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Wednesday, May 19, 2004

*Political Humor*
You Might Be a Libertarian if...

(apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)

Just humor, no offense intended:

You might be a Libertarian if you think you have property rights over a speck of dirt on your lawn, but you think that your dangerous alcoholic neighbor who always hits your mailbox with his uninsured car doesn't deserve jail time.

You might be a Libertarian if you complain to Congress that the economy is unfair, but you don't want the government to do anything about it.

You might be a Libertarian if you fear that the government is invading your privacy, but there's nothing wrong with hackers who can steal your identity.

You might be a Libertarian if you accept gay marriage, as long as it isn't near you.

You might be a Libertarian if you believe in freedom of speech, but the editors have the right to censor their work anyway because it's their property.