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Monday, August 30, 2004

The Ten Commandments according to Clinton

Bill Clinton appeared at a church, discussing how the GOP is the "people of the Nine Commandments." Frankly, if they're a people of nine commandments, they're doing a good job. When did Clinton become a moral authority, anyway? Apparently, it is possible to attain the status of Moses without having his faith -- simply replace the word "morals" with "popularity." That seems to be how one gains a following in modern times.

Here are the Ten Commandments, according to Captain Sleaze Clinton himself:

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The Ten Commandments of Bill Clinton

1. Money and fame are God, thou shalt not have other gods before them.

2. Thou shalt not take the name of money or fame in vain.

3. Remember to keep holy the Election Day.

4. Honor thy mansion and rich Hollywood friends.

5. Thou shalt not kill a Democrat's political career.

6. Thou shalt not raise illegal campaign money unless it is for yourself.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery with someone who has an STD.

8. Thou shalt not bear false witness when not appearing in court.

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife if she is ugly.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods unless he is richer than thou.

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Just because I'm a Democrat doesn't mean I can't point out how Bill Clinton has the morals of a snake and should restrict his speaking to political policy.

UPDATE:

Fausta of the Bad Hair Blog has similar thoughts.